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Philadelphia · est. 2022

Funny. Furious. Sometimes a little feral.

Designed and made just outside Philadelphia.

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Five gold-tone necklaces with cat-face pendant charms are displayed against a white background. Each pendant is split into two colored sections, featuring color combinations of olive green and white, brown and white, black and white, pale lavender and white, and orange and white.
 
Five gold-tone necklaces with cat-face pendant charms are displayed against a white background. Each pendant is split into two colored sections, featuring color combinations of olive green and white, brown and white, black and white, pale lavender and white, and orange and white.
A silver chain necklace with three round cat-face style pendants in silver-tone metal with black, white, and orange enamel details, shown on a light cream background.

Custom Charm Necklace

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A black cat-shaped enamel pin with gold trim and the word 'LOAF' in black on a gold banner below, shown on a light gray background.
 

Loaf

$15.00
Cat sticker and magnet designs
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Cat Stickers and Magnets

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A round enamel pin with a light blue background, featuring a white cartoon cat with its back turned and the text 'ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE' in black lettering.
 

Ask Me About My Butthole

$15.00
Make Biscuits, Not War sticker
 

Make Biscuits, Not War

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Trash Panda raccoon ring in silver or gold with a raccoon charm and CZ stones
 
Trash Panda raccoon ring in silver or gold with a raccoon charm and CZ stones
Trash Panda raccoon ring in silver or gold with a raccoon charm and CZ stones

Trash Panda Raccoon Ring

$44.00
A rectangular enamel pin designed like a name tag, with a red top section reading 'HELLO, I'M' and a white bottom section reading 'trying my best' in black script, outlined in silver metal.
 

Hello I'm Trying My Best

$15.00
Didn't Quit My Job Today Gold Star sticker
 
Didn't Quit My Job Today Gold Star sticker
Didn't Quit My Job Today Gold Star sticker

Didn't Quit My Job Today Gold Star

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Death's-head hawkmoth necklace in silver or gold with a hawkmoth silhouette charm with the skull marking
 
Death's-head hawkmoth necklace in silver or gold with a hawkmoth silhouette charm with the skull marking
Death's-head hawkmoth necklace in silver or gold with a hawkmoth silhouette charm with the skull marking

Death's-Head Hawkmoth Necklace

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Give 'Em The Old Razzle Dazzle sticker
 

Give 'Em The Old Razzle Dazzle

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A rectangular enamel pin with a vintage-style border, featuring a light blue sky, green trees, a silver-gray UFO, and the text 'I WANT TO LEAVE' in white. The pin is photographed against a clean, light gray gradient background.
 
A rectangular enamel pin with a vintage-style border, featuring a light blue sky, green trees, a silver-gray UFO, and the text 'I WANT TO LEAVE' in white. The pin is photographed against a clean, light gray gradient background.
I Want To Leave enamel pin featuring a UFO in blue, green, and white

I Want To Leave

$15.00
Celebrate Neurodiversity sticker
 
Celebrate Neurodiversity sticker
Celebrate Neurodiversity sticker

Celebrate Neurodiversity

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A starburst-shaped enamel pin with a glittery pink center, white text reading 'Do everything with the unearned confidence of a mediocre white man!', and white and gold metallic borders, shown on a light gray background.
 

Do Everything With The Unearned Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man

$15.00
A square enamel pin with a teal background and gold border, featuring the white text 'do no harm but take no shit' with decorative gold botanical illustrations on the sides.
 

Do No Harm But Take No Shit

$15.00
Green luna moth necklace in silver or gold with a luna moth silhouette charm
 
Green luna moth necklace in silver or gold with a luna moth silhouette charm
Green luna moth necklace in silver or gold with a luna moth silhouette charm

Green Luna Moth Necklace

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It's Round sticker
 
It's Round sticker
It's Round sticker

It's Round

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A novelty enamel pin shaped like a yellow movie ticket with the text 'SHIT SHOW NO REFUNDS' and red serial numbers, shown on a light gray background.
 

Shit Show No Refunds (2028)

$15.00
A novelty enamel pin shaped like a shrimp with a chef's hat, featuring the text 'YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE?' in black lettering on a light beige background with a gold-toned outline.
 

Shrimp Fried Rice

$15.00
Sorry I'm Late I Saw A Cat sticker
 

Sorry I'm Late I Saw A Cat

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A white goose-shaped enamel pin with gold metal outlines, featuring a red and white 'HELLO MY NAME IS SILLY' name tag on its side, set against a clean light gray background.
 

Silly Goose

$15.00

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Located just outside of Philadelphia, artist Amanda Emerson specializes in custom enamel pins, original fine art prints, premium stickers, and off-beat jewelry made with quality materials.

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A circular enamel pin featuring a raccoon with raised paws on a pink glitter background, surrounded by a black ring with the text 'EAT TRASH' at the top and 'HAIL SATAN' at the bottom.
 

Eat Trash Hail Satan

$15.00
A glittery yellow star-shaped enamel pin with black text reading 'Didn't quit my job today!' on a light gray background.
 

Didn't Quit My Job Today

$15.00
A round enamel pin with a light blue background, featuring a white cartoon cat with its back turned and the text 'ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE' in black lettering.
 

Ask Me About My Butthole

$15.00
A starburst-shaped enamel pin with a glittery pink center, white text reading 'Do everything with the unearned confidence of a mediocre white man!', and white and gold metallic borders, shown on a light gray background.
 

Do Everything With The Unearned Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man

$15.00
A square enamel pin with a teal background and gold border, featuring the white text 'do no harm but take no shit' with decorative gold botanical illustrations on the sides.
 

Do No Harm But Take No Shit

$15.00
A circular enamel pin with a light blue background, featuring the text 'MAKE BISCUITS NOT WAR' in black lettering with silver outlines, and two black paw prints in the center.
 

Make Biscuits, Not War

$15.00
A rectangular enamel pin with a vintage-style border, featuring a light blue sky, green trees, a silver-gray UFO, and the text 'I WANT TO LEAVE' in white. The pin is photographed against a clean, light gray gradient background.
 
A rectangular enamel pin with a vintage-style border, featuring a light blue sky, green trees, a silver-gray UFO, and the text 'I WANT TO LEAVE' in white. The pin is photographed against a clean, light gray gradient background.
I Want To Leave enamel pin featuring a UFO in blue, green, and white

I Want To Leave

$15.00
A black cat-shaped enamel pin with gold trim and the word 'LOAF' in black on a gold banner below, shown on a light gray background.
 

Loaf

$15.00
A rectangular enamel pin with a gold-toned frame and a white face, featuring the text 'NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN' in blue-gray lettering around a stylized uterus illustration in blue, gold, and pink.
 

No Country For Old Men

$15.00
An enamel pin with a white background and a wavy black border, featuring the text 'READ BOOKS & FIGHT FASCISM' in black alongside an illustration of a stack of colorful books.
 

Read Books And Fight Fascism

$15.00
A novelty enamel pin shaped like a yellow movie ticket with the text 'SHIT SHOW NO REFUNDS' and red serial numbers, shown on a light gray background.
 

Shit Show No Refunds (2028)

$15.00
A novelty enamel pin shaped like a shrimp with a chef's hat, featuring the text 'YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE?' in black lettering on a light beige background with a gold-toned outline.
 

Shrimp Fried Rice

$15.00
A circular enamel pin with a black outer ring, gold lettering that reads 'MENTAL HEALTH IS PUNK AF', and a central illustration of black boots holding a colorful bouquet of flowers on a white background.
 

Mental Health Is Punk AF

$15.00
A rectangular enamel pin designed like a name tag, with a red top section reading 'HELLO, I'M' and a white bottom section reading 'trying my best' in black script, outlined in silver metal.
 

Hello I'm Trying My Best

$15.00
A circular enamel pin with roller skate graphics and the text 'MORE SKATE LESS HATE' on a light gray gradient background.
 

More Skate Less Hate

$20.00
A die-cut enamel pin featuring a yellow glittery sun with a smiling face and the text 'your anxiety is a lying ass hoe' in pink lowercase letters, shown on a light gray gradient background.
 

Your Anxiety Is A Lying Ass Hoe

$15.00
A luna moth enamel pin with light green wings, a purple thorax, and silver metal outlines, shown on a light gray gradient background.
 

Luna Moth

$15.00
A circular enamel pin featuring roller skates over a retro rainbow background with the words 'ROLL LOUD' at the top and 'ROLL PROUD' at the bottom, shown on a light gray gradient background.
A circular enamel pin featuring roller skates over a retro rainbow background with the words 'ROLL LOUD' at the top and 'ROLL PROUD' at the bottom, shown on a light gray gradient background.
A circular enamel pin featuring roller skates over a rainbow background with the words 'ROLL LOUD' at the top and 'ROLL PROUD' at the bottom, shown on a light gray gradient background.
A circular enamel pin featuring roller skates over a retro rainbow background with the words 'ROLL LOUD' at the top and 'ROLL PROUD' at the bottom, shown on a light gray gradient background.
A circular enamel pin featuring roller skates over a rainbow background with the words 'ROLL LOUD' at the top and 'ROLL PROUD' at the bottom, shown on a light gray gradient background.

Roll Loud Roll Proud

$20.00
A white goose-shaped enamel pin with gold metal outlines, featuring a red and white 'HELLO MY NAME IS SILLY' name tag on its side, set against a clean light gray background.
 

Silly Goose

$15.00
A novelty enamel pin shaped like a pie cut into segments, with one segment showing a rainbow of glittery colors and the rest in white with black text reading, 'EQUAL RIGHTS FOR OTHERS DOES NOT MEAN FEWER RIGHTS FOR YOU. IT'S NOT PIE.
 

Equal Rights for Others

$15.00

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Brown long-eared bat charm necklace in silver or gold with a bat silhouette charm
 
Brown long-eared bat charm necklace in silver or gold with a bat silhouette charm
Brown long-eared bat charm necklace in silver or gold with a bat silhouette charm

Brown Long-Eared Bat Charm Necklace

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Trash Panda raccoon ring in silver or gold with a raccoon charm and CZ stones
 
Trash Panda raccoon ring in silver or gold with a raccoon charm and CZ stones
Trash Panda raccoon ring in silver or gold with a raccoon charm and CZ stones

Trash Panda Raccoon Ring

$44.00
Five cat-shaped pendants on gold chains with different color options on a white background.
A silver chain necklace with a cat-shaped pendant featuring a solid orange face and silver ears, shown against a plain white background.
A silver chain necklace with a cat-shaped pendant featuring a solid black circular center, shown against a plain white background.
A silver chain necklace with a small cat-shaped pendant featuring a dark brown oval face and white ears, shown on a plain white background.
A silver chain necklace with a minimalist pendant shaped like a cat head, featuring a solid sage green circular face, shown against a plain white background.
Gold necklace with a round pendant on a light beige background
A silver-toned necklace featuring a minimalist pendant shaped like a cat's head with a smooth, circular off-white face, displayed against a solid white background.
Five cat-shaped pendants on gold chains with different color options on a white background.
A gold chain necklace with a small cat-shaped pendant featuring a dark brown face with white eyes and mouth, shown against a plain white background.

Solid Minimalist Cat Charm Necklace

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Trash Panda raccoon charm necklace in silver or gold with a raccoon charm and CZ stones
 
Trash Panda raccoon charm necklace in silver or gold with a raccoon charm and CZ stones
Trash Panda raccoon charm necklace in silver or gold with a raccoon charm and CZ stones

Trash Panda Raccoon Charm Necklace

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Green luna moth necklace in silver or gold with a luna moth silhouette charm
 
Green luna moth necklace in silver or gold with a luna moth silhouette charm
Green luna moth necklace in silver or gold with a luna moth silhouette charm

Green Luna Moth Necklace

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Adjustable bee and honeycomb ring in silver or gold with a bee charm and two CZ stones
 
Adjustable bee and honeycomb ring in silver or gold with a bee charm and two CZ stones
Adjustable bee and honeycomb ring in silver or gold with a bee charm and two CZ stones

Adjustable Bee and Honeycomb Ring

$44.00
Three gold necklaces with cat-shaped pendants are arranged diagonally on a white background. Each pendant features a geometric design with color-blocked sections of brown, gray, black, and gold.
A silver chain necklace with a pendant shaped like a cat head, featuring black, white, and orange color-blocked details on a clean white background.
A silver chain necklace with a minimalist pendant shaped like a cat head, featuring a dark olive green, cream, and light tan color-blocked design on a plain white background.
A silver cat-shaped pendant necklace featuring a circular black and gold patterned center, suspended from a delicate silver chain against a plain white background.
A silver chain necklace with a cat-shaped pendant featuring a textured, speckled light pink and silver center, shown against a plain white background.
A silver chain necklace with a cat-shaped pendant featuring one eye in a black and yellow pattern and the other in solid white, set against a plain white background.
A silver-toned chain necklace with a cat-shaped pendant featuring a split design of textured beige and light gray enamel on a white background.
A silver chain necklace with a small pendant shaped like a cat face, featuring brown and yellow enamel details on a white background.
Three gold necklaces with cat-shaped pendants are arranged diagonally on a white background. Each pendant features a geometric design with color-blocked sections of brown, gray, black, and gold.
A gold chain necklace with a cat-face pendant featuring black, orange, and white enamel details, shown against a plain white background.

Tri-Color Minimalist Cat Charm Necklace

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Death's-head hawkmoth necklace in silver or gold with a hawkmoth silhouette charm with the skull marking
 
Death's-head hawkmoth necklace in silver or gold with a hawkmoth silhouette charm with the skull marking
Death's-head hawkmoth necklace in silver or gold with a hawkmoth silhouette charm with the skull marking

Death's-Head Hawkmoth Necklace

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Rainbow Bridge necklace in silver or gold with a rainbow bridge charm
 
Rainbow Bridge necklace in silver or gold with a rainbow bridge charm
Rainbow Bridge necklace in silver or gold with a rainbow bridge charm

Rainbow Bridge Necklace

From $34.00
Rainbow Bridge bracelet in silver or gold with a rainbow bridge charm
 
Rainbow Bridge bracelet in silver or gold with a rainbow bridge charm
Rainbow Bridge bracelet in silver or gold with a rainbow bridge charm

Rainbow Bridge Bracelet

$34.00

Stickers + Magnets

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Ask Me About My Butthole Cat sticker
 

Ask Me About My Butthole Cat

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Anti-Fascist Question sticker
 

Anti-Fascist Question

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Didn't Quit My Job Today Gold Star sticker
 
Didn't Quit My Job Today Gold Star sticker
Didn't Quit My Job Today Gold Star sticker

Didn't Quit My Job Today Gold Star

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Disco Snail sticker
 

Disco Snail

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Drink Water sticker
 
Drink Water sticker
Drink Water sticker

Drink Water

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Eat Trash sticker
 
Eat Trash sticker
Eat Trash sticker

Eat Trash

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Give 'Em The Old Razzle Dazzle sticker
 

Give 'Em The Old Razzle Dazzle

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Hello I'm Trying My Best sticker
 

Hello I'm Trying My Best

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In My Defense I Used To Be Worse sticker
 

In My Defense I Used To Be Worse

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It's Round sticker
 
It's Round sticker
It's Round sticker

It's Round

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Make Biscuits, Not War sticker
 

Make Biscuits, Not War

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No Country For Old Men sticker
 

No Country For Old Men

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